New Plan: Transfer to a different law school

Just pretend you work at or attend a law school, and you've been happy there. Then, for $30M, the board sells the naming rights, and your law school becomes Francisco Franco School of Law, or perhaps Tony Soprano School of Law.

George Mason University just announced that they are renaming their law school for that divisive, arrogant runt Antonin Scalia.

Oooooh, I'd be so fucking angry if I was associated with that law school. But now we know what the Kock-aligned rich do with some of their extra money. It might interesting to see how well ASSL will be doing in a few years. I predict a precipitous drop and then a name change.

"Please don't buy my school."

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