Fight to the death

I had an awesome idea. Pamela Gellar hates Muslims. ISIS hates Pamela Gellar. There are all these haters in the world who would really like to kill other groups/people. Maybe we should give them a place to fight it out just like a cage fight. They would have one spot on Earth. They could all go there and blast away to their heart's content. After all, it's what they obviously want to do. It would also spare the innocent bystanders.

My sweetie even suggested the perfect place: Texas!

The problem is that logistics always kill great ideas like this. Oh, darn.

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